so the wc is over now but i am still traumatised

some thoughts on the 2026 world cup because i have to work through a trauma

tjball this is not hahaa

-corrupt (obviously)

- the france nat team will always have a special place in my heart and to a lot of ppl. I don't think we'll ever have such a likeable group again

EDF mems:

- dictator mbappe, the mbappe special, what has he created ie. commander olise etc, the whole team swimming + rowing boats etc

- saliba proving to everyone he is the best defender in the PL and a top 5 itw rn well done to my elite ball knowledge bae <3

- barcola <3 <3 proved himself so much, amazing goals in his first wc, i hope he gets some of the recognition he deserves. Loved seeing him and des celebrate together so cute <3 i hope next wc des feels like he can play his own game but he still had a goal in his first ever wc and at only 21, well done to my favourite pookies oat

-thanks to Rabiot for trying even when it was hard and trying to take the younger ones with him

the many love triangles and ships of the EDF:

mbappe and olise - i hope they are still friends despite it all

mikey and doue - giving summer romance but i hope they stay friends

barco and des - never just casual

there was a vibe between mikey and barco as well, genuinely what des (and me) see in our dreams

the kone / olise / doue love triangle

did willo have a crush on mikey

the takeaway is that mikey and des are lowkey for everybody ha 

omg dembele and digne!!! the ogs getting together love to see it 

ps. be nice to digne </3

-haaland - song, mop, leek, new fear unlocked

- Jude + Haaland - never ever casual / canon legendary lovers <3 jude found someone who isn’t bothered by his ‘attitude problem’, so cute

- Jude: proved himself as future national captain i hope, well done bae <3

-brian brobbey, as they said messi and ronaldo never scored in the eredivisie, therefore... also summerville and van hecke

-kimmich and neuer giving legendary lovers, they deserve better than that team sorry ://////

-havertz cheating on odegaard w hincapie hmm i wonder whyyy 

- other ppl who deserve better: marqui, why is brazil so terrible / pacho / nuno mendes that’s half the psg back line lol

- the whole morocco nat team, esp bono he did amazing 

ps. free hakimi <3

-early haramball games, everybody wins ahh wc, random pairings of the early group stages was a whole vibe

- Ferran! Well done pookie <3 singlehandedly retired Messi and Ronaldo, such goat behaviour <3 well done Pau as well. Sorry lamine got all the screentime </3

also ferran and pedri missing from the circle at the end hmm i wonder where they were... 

also sorry joan that u didn't get to play next time bae

- sunset for dechamps, virgil, mo salah, bono, neuer, rabiot, modric, potentially marqui in the wc which is quite sad because this wc was very cooked but ppl i think will remember them in a different way from past seasons and wcs

lowkey game’s gone but the ships and FFF (flirty football association) made it kind of ok

back to club football now, as long as barco stays at psg we will be ok